[The sound of people chatting in the background and the sounds of running water, before a man's accented voice is heard.]

Can't believe how much business has picked up in these parts, ever since that ad 'ya get a free scented soap for every three trips ya take to this place' went 'round.

[The voice drops into a quieter tone, as if amused.]

How much more womanly can ya get? Shouldn't be complainin' though, since business is booming! Only other issue is gettin' kids to sit still and not run around, breakin' bok again...those jeweled vases cost a fortune...

[Private; Unhackable]

If things keep goin' on like this, I might hafta pass ownership of it onto someone else. Or choose between places.

Why is it so hard ta choose between the shittiest and the nicest places when you've got accomplices in both?

Sevgililer Günü, huh? 's a pity I haven't got anyone to give gifts to this year.

[[OOC: Pretend this is dated to the 14th Feb.]]

I don't remember keeping a cat, but there's cat fur all over the place. How odd. The windows are closed and the doors are locked all day.

...Maybe this is why I don't keep sneaky animals 'round.

I think I need 'nother mask, since this one's ain't staying on properly.

[Filtered to Greece; Hackable]

Your b'day's coming up. What do ya want for it?

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